Putin To Announce The Annexation Of Brighton Beach and Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn, NY

22 Mar

Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that a “Referendum” will be held in Southern Brooklyn, NY, to determine the will of Russians living in the strongholds of Brighton Beach, Manhattan Beach and Sheepshead Bay in Brooklyn, NY.
NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio announced that there will be no Sanctions against Russia, welcoming them to do Real Estate Development in those neighborhoods.
A White House Spokesman, relaying a Statement from President Obama, had no comment, but Mr Obama said through a Translator “If You Want Southern Brooklyn, you can have Southern Brooklyn.”

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