Top 10 Signs That CBC Sports Has A Low Budget, Eh

29 May

From the Home Office in St. John’s, Newfoundland, Top 10 Signs CBC Sports Is Low Budget, Eh.  Heeere We Go:
#10: “Single Camera Coverage” consists of One guy using his cell phone on Veetle;
#9: “Canadian Commentator” keeps using the expression “Yo”;
#8: Lower Costs televising from Middle Village, Queens instead of Middle Village, New Brunswick;
#7: For Major Championship, “Cherry Picking” Live Veetle Stream from Knights of Columbus International Free Throw Basketball Championship in Forest Hills, Queens;
#6: CBC Resident Curmudgeon Rex Murphy, told to stop using his Million $ Vocabulary, “And tawk wit’ a Brooklyn Accemt ‘cuz it’s cheapah”;
#5: Hockey Games from some pond in Stratford, ON, replacing “Hockey Night In Canada”;
#4:  “Satellite Video” of Bell Centre in Montreal, is actually from Abe Stark Arena in Coney Island, Brooklyn from a Cell Phone;
#3: Don Cherry replaced by “The Don of Todt Hill, Staten Island”, after an “Un-Refusible” Offer was made;
#2: Bob and Doug Mac Kenzie, replaced by Bob and Doug Goldfarb from Flatbush;
#1: “Announcer-Less Curling” From NYC Building in Flushing Meadows Park.

Good Night from Southwest of St. John’s, Newfoundland, like from Forest Hills, Queens, NY.

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