“S, P, & X”, Banned By Neo Catholic Site

16 Aug

Neo Catholic Video and Content Site, RealChurch.com, has announced that the letters S, P, and X, are banned from any comments made in the comboxes.

“This is being done to combat the Heresy that the Society Of St. Pius The Tenth, is in any way, Catholic”, according to RealChurch.com Cub Reporter and Commentator Gerald Fitzryan.
“Taking Away Key Letters of The Alphabet, will render such defenders, both speechless and useless”, Fitzryan said from a Ferndale, Michigan Restaurant and Pub.

A. Claire Denial, a Senior Producer at RealChurch.com, who has an Internet Radio Program called “Whatever That’s Worth”, stated that “The Mockery of The Holy Father’s Message that the Society Of St Pius The Tenth are frauds and Apostates may never, ever, be questioned. This is absolute. Hence, those who use words containing the letters S, P & X, are making a mockery of The Holy Father.”

The Lead Producer and Host, Mr Gary Vee, speaking from the Ferndale Warehouse Studio of Toys and Gadgets, commented that “You must get with the Programme & learn not to question anything we say. If we say that Cardinal Dolan is Fat & Stupid, you are to agree with us. If we say that EWTN is run by Modernist Weenies, you are to agree with us. Realize that “The John, Mike, Louie and Chris Show” are all Sedevacantists and Schismatics, you have no choice but to agree with us. Daring to use words with the letters S, P, & X, show us here at RealChurch.com, that you are all Eternally Lost Souls who don’t Subscribe to us.”

A Host at the “John, Mike, Louie and Chris Show”, Chris, a Distinguished Barrister, commented that “It is time to actually put away the toys and gadgets, get away from the Ferndale Warehouse Studio and actually learn something about the subject that you are talking about. Barring the letters S, P & X from words in comments, speaks of Inanity and Immaturity. No Ms Denial, you have all the Faith of a Goldfish, which is NONE.”

A. Claire Denial was left utterly speechless.

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5 Responses to ““S, P, & X”, Banned By Neo Catholic Site”

  1. Stephen Dalton 2015/08/16 at 12:26 #

    Is RealChurch.com a real website, or is it something just made up for satire on this site?

    • A Roaming Catholic 2015/08/16 at 12:29 #

      Sheer Satire! There is even one “A. Claire Denial” on the Mock Site.

  2. Stephen Dalton 2015/08/18 at 20:07 #

    Banning the letters S, P, and X won’t get you a gig on Sesame Street!

  3. A Roaming Catholic 2015/08/18 at 20:14 #

    Then, A. Claire Denial, Gary Vee & Gerald Fitzryan are out of luck.

  4. A Roaming Catholic 2015/08/20 at 20:37 #

    I am planning to write an “Ode To Voris” with a Latin Refrain. One or two verses in English and then refrain in Latin.

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