The Synod Of Doom(Credit C. Ferrara)

6 Oct

The Remnant & Catholic Family News will have Digital Reports from Rome including video. EWTN will have live sessions on the Synod.
Salt & Light TV, which is the Canadian Digital Internet Outlet from Toronto, a stone’s throw from The Petermans’ Bridge(If you watch CBC Television, I think you get the idea), will have live Coverage of certain sessions of the Synod.

The Loneliest Correspondent:
I don’t believe that it will be Fr Thomas ROSICA, who is the Head of Salt & Light TV.
Let’s just say that his FAVORITE 6 Letter Word is SCHISM. His least favorite Alphabet Letters are “S, P & X”, especially when “S” is used twice in a row.
His studio facilities are in Suburban Ferndale, MI, in what is called “The Warehouse In Detroit.”

Whenever something questionable was said by Papa Bergoglio, there was the excuse of “It’s A Bad Translation”, repeatedly transmitted. Usually, some Cardinal was substituted for an object of Derision(Just Ask Timothy Michael Cardinal Dolan).

He Knows WHO He Is. His Least Favorite “Four Letter Word” is “SSPX.” Raymond Leo Cardinal Burke once told Pope Francis I that Pope Francis must make Catholic Teaching on Matrimony Clear and Unambiguous. But THAT Story was censored by The Correspondent With The Moe Howard Pompador, as The Correspondent(We Are NOT Talking About John Hodgman)was informed by Someone(Reportedly a Diocesan Priest of The Diocese of London, ON, who belongs to an Organisation with the Letters “O. D.”), that The Correspondent couldn’t receive Holy Communion because of The Report being Critical of Pope Francis. It was a Good Broadcast Report, but that it conflicts with the “OD’s” rule of NOT Criticising The Pope.

Look for More Rippings of Cardinal Dolan over the Next Few Weeks.

M

Kyrie Elaison

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3 Responses to “The Synod Of Doom(Credit C. Ferrara)”

  1. Stephen Dalton 2015/10/06 at 12:59 #

    His reporting on this synod will make or break Gary as a journalist. If he continues to go by his “no criticism of the Pope, and you’re a spiritual pornographer if you do criticize him” meme, he will totally lose the respect of all thinking people, and only appeal to those who want to shut their minds down.

    • A Roaming Catholic 2015/10/06 at 13:02 #

      He is NO LONGER a Journalist. He is, However, The Mouthpiece of a Texas Based Millionaire.

  2. A Roaming Catholic 2015/10/06 at 13:05 #

    And The Servant of The O. D..

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