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2016 Top 10 Complaints About The K of C Free Throw You Tube Livecast

29 Feb

From The Home Office In Metro Detroit/Windsor, Top 10 Complaints About The Knights Of Columbus International Free Throw Basketball Championship Coverage On You Tube Live, From Elmhurst, Queens, NY. Heeere We Go:
#10: No one in Newfoundland cares;
#9; Canadian Markets watching Provincial Champioships instead of that one from Elmhurst, wherever that is;
#8: Show Host in Metro Detroit/Windsor, warning his viewers that Producer is an SSPX Sympathizer;
#7: “Missionary Preacher” in Windsor, warns viewers that “The Competition Coverage is Worse Than A Black Mass;”
#6; Metro Detroit/Windsor Based Producer, complains that Free Throw Producer conspired with The Moussad, The SSPX, The Remnant Newspaper, Catholic Family News, akaCatholic.com & B’nai Brith, The NYPD & Cardinal Dolan, to keep him away from Cathedral Prep Seminary High School in Elmhurst, Queens;
#5: CBC‘s “Resident Curmudgeon”, Rex Murphy whines that commentary was in English, Not Latin, as mandated by Sacrosanctum Concilium, confirmed by Senior Executive Producer In “The Detroit Warehouse Studio” ;
#4; CBC News The National’s Wendy Mesley compllained that about “The Competition’s In House Comedian was as ‘Painful to watch as Super Dave Osborn’s Leap from the CNE Tower”
#3: Irish Viewers (All Three)set record for sales of Black Tea & Espresso at Starbucks in Dublin, watching this event;
#2: Ladbrokes in The UK & Ireland took wagers as to when this coverage would end;
#1: Mrs Niles(“For Whatever That’s Worth” according to Counsellor Chris Ferrara) commented that “Pope Francis should have the Producer-Director & Commentator Anathematized for conspiring with Cardinal Dolan & the SSPX for denying the Faithful their right to Peaceful Sleep, for Livecasting this event.”

That is the 2016 Knights Of Columbus International Free Throw Basketball Championship Top 10 List.  from East Southeast of Detroit/Windsor in Kew Gardens, NY.

M

The Cooling Weather & The End Of Novus Ordo Silliness

10 Sep

I may be able to Enjoy going to both the Tridentine Latin Mass & Byzantine Catholic Divine Liturgy of St John Chrysostom, after the Horrible Heat & Humidity of Summer, 2015. Going to a “WYSISWYG” Novus Ordo Mass, complete with the “Simging” of “Utter Treacle”, which causes for long lines at the Vomitarium, is more than annoying. One is not awed nor inspired by “Gifts of Finest Wheat”, which is both Treacly and Ecumenical, as it is more a song about elements than of Sacrament.
“WYSIWYG” is a Computer Expression meaning “What You See Is What You Get”, and in “Novus Dis-Ordo Land”, you may come to a “Table Of Plenty” loaded with “Utter Schutte” & Way Too Much Treacle. However, it does bring about a lot of Snark Filled Writing, on Subjects ranging from Obama & Trump to the October “Schism On The Family”, a Statement Attributed to Michael J. Matt, which means that “Simon Censor Pro Bellum Voriscum” will see to it that I NEVER Comment on ChurchMilitant.com, offering a Defence of Fratrum Sacerdotus Sancte Pius Decca or SSPX, those 4 Letters constituting a Bad Word, never to be uttered in the Presence of “Dear Anchor”, nor Mrs Niles, nor the Gaggle Of Cub Reporters.

On One Sunday this Month, I may do a Byzantine Ruthenian Divine Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom & SSPX TLM, so from the Rising of The Sun to its’ Setting, A Perfect offering To The Triune Godhead may be made for The Glory of The Lord. I have come to the conclusion that the Ordinary Form Mass(Novus Ordo)is fine for weekdays, but on Sundays, it is NOT Truly the Highest Form of Worship. It will fulfill one’s Sunday & Holy Day Obligation, but it does NOT truly show Catholicity.

And Sheerly Novus Ordo Catholics have the Least Catholic Knowledge of ANY Catholic, East or West. As that Ukrainian Greek Catholic Woman @ St. George Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church in Manhattan’s East Village, said about Communion A Mano(In The Hand), “We Are NOT Priests-Only Priests should handle The Lord.”

Amen!

Kyrie Elaison!

M

Kyrie Elaison

Voris and the SSPX: An unholy obsession | Harvesting the Fruit of Vatican II

4 Sep

https://harvestingthefruit.com/voris-and-the-sspx-an-unholy-obsession/

I am “So Done” with “The Cult Of The Warehouse In Detroit”.

It is as if these webcasts originate in Pyongyang, a Potemkin Village in North Korea.

Kyrie Elaison

M

A Broadcast Monitored In Windsor, ON

2 Sep

“Dear Anchor”, operating from a Warehouse In Detroit, MI, USA, while Weeping, Moaning and Criticising The Man in The White Cassock, under the Code Name of “Roma”, was knocked off the air after using words containing the letters “S, P & X.”
According to a Ms Denial, “Dear Anchor” is in seclusion for using “The Dreaded Four Letter Word, SSPX” and is on “Re-Educational Retreat”, somewhere under the Jurisdiction of O. D. Nichols, unbeknownst to Nichols ORDINARY.

Callers to SportsRadio 66(& 101.9 FM), did react “With Much Joy.”

LOL!

M

A Step Towards Full Communion With Voris?

2 Sep

http://www.churchmilitant.com/news/article/a-step-towards-full-communion

WHAT GAME ON FOX ARE YOU PEOPLE AT CMTV WATCHING?

Which callers to SportsRadio 66(& 101.9 FM) WFAN, are you relying on for “SSPX SCHISM UPDATES”?

Puh-Lease!

M

September 1, 2015 |Mrs Niles Repeats The Lie

2 Sep

http://www.churchmilitant.com/video/episode/headlinesseptember-1-2015

Sorry Mrs Niles, but, outside of your ‘Forward Boldly” Co-Host, & Mr Gary Michael Voris, who is Your Authority about the SSPX?

It, no doubt, the One With The Gold.

M

Michael Voris Hosting “Sesame Street”

21 Aug

Today’s Show brought to You Without The Letters “S, P & X.”

Mrs Niles couldn’t be reached for comment.

M

“The Visitation” Of “Cheeriosinmypocket”

19 Aug

An Article in The Remnant Newspaper, regarding Mr Gary Michael Voris’ “Clarification” of Statements made by Bishop Athanasius Schneider in regards to the Society Of Saint Pius X , has generated a Proverbial Firestorm of Controversy, whereby 358 Comments were posted regarding Mr. Voris , and his “Clarification” of what was said by Bishop Schneider.

Like, WHERE is The Question asked of Bishop Schneider, Gary, in the email?

Like, WHY do I have the gut feeling that there was no email and no question? What happened is that Bishop Schneider didn’t give Gary Michael Voris what he wanted to hear, so a “Clarification” was invented to soothe The Bruised Ego of Mr Voris.

Oh, Poor Baby!

But, a significant part, of the comments was made by someone calling herself cheeriosinmypocket. She acted as if a shill for the group at “The Warehouse In Detroit“, and kept giving herself away as such, with a tone suspiciously like Mrs Niles.

Numerous people complained that Mrs Niles acts as the “Censor Pro Pax Voriscum.” There is no such thing as Discussion, unless it is of The Variety of Mr Voris’ Methane Emissions smelling like “Sweet, Fragrant Roses.” A few people identified cheeriosinmypocket as Mrs Niles.

Like just how PARANOID are they at the “Warehouse In Detroit” that people are engaged in actual discussion? Are they afraid of being exposed as Cultists?

Doesn’t Mrs Niles have better things to do other than patrol comboxes?

These are “Pretender Traditionalists Who Are Mere Neo Catholics.” Just how many times do these people plan on ripping Cardinal Dolan “A New One”, conveniently covering for his superior who does the same thing?

I guess as long as it sells US$10 Monthly Subscriptions. Save the US$10 Monthly Subscription Fee and put it to truly Traditional Catholic Journalism. What goes on at “The Warehouse In Detroit” is nothing more than a A Primetime TV Show From Secaucus, NJ in the Late 1980s.

Kyrie Elaison

M

“S, P, & X”, Banned By Neo Catholic Site

16 Aug

Neo Catholic Video and Content Site, RealChurch.com, has announced that the letters S, P, and X, are banned from any comments made in the comboxes.

“This is being done to combat the Heresy that the Society Of St. Pius The Tenth, is in any way, Catholic”, according to RealChurch.com Cub Reporter and Commentator Gerald Fitzryan.
“Taking Away Key Letters of The Alphabet, will render such defenders, both speechless and useless”, Fitzryan said from a Ferndale, Michigan Restaurant and Pub.

A. Claire Denial, a Senior Producer at RealChurch.com, who has an Internet Radio Program called “Whatever That’s Worth”, stated that “The Mockery of The Holy Father’s Message that the Society Of St Pius The Tenth are frauds and Apostates may never, ever, be questioned. This is absolute. Hence, those who use words containing the letters S, P & X, are making a mockery of The Holy Father.”

The Lead Producer and Host, Mr Gary Vee, speaking from the Ferndale Warehouse Studio of Toys and Gadgets, commented that “You must get with the Programme & learn not to question anything we say. If we say that Cardinal Dolan is Fat & Stupid, you are to agree with us. If we say that EWTN is run by Modernist Weenies, you are to agree with us. Realize that “The John, Mike, Louie and Chris Show” are all Sedevacantists and Schismatics, you have no choice but to agree with us. Daring to use words with the letters S, P, & X, show us here at RealChurch.com, that you are all Eternally Lost Souls who don’t Subscribe to us.”

A Host at the “John, Mike, Louie and Chris Show”, Chris, a Distinguished Barrister, commented that “It is time to actually put away the toys and gadgets, get away from the Ferndale Warehouse Studio and actually learn something about the subject that you are talking about. Barring the letters S, P & X from words in comments, speaks of Inanity and Immaturity. No Ms Denial, you have all the Faith of a Goldfish, which is NONE.”

A. Claire Denial was left utterly speechless.

M

Monday 08/17/15 Will Be Liberating

15 Aug

I will not be going out of my way to watch Michael Voris on a regular basis, particularly due to forcing a “Clarification” of Bishop Athanasius Schneider’s SSPX Position. Something tells me that Michael Voris is about to alienate the much more orthodox members of The Catholic Heirarchy.

At this rate, he is going to have few people to talk to on “Mic’d Up.” No one, unless they’re staff members of churchmilitant.com, will be allowed in the comboxes.

At this rate, Mrs Niles might not even talk to him.

Time For A Parody(Date & Time TBA).

M