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A Broadcast Monitored In Windsor, ON

2 Sep

“Dear Anchor”, operating from a Warehouse In Detroit, MI, USA, while Weeping, Moaning and Criticising The Man in The White Cassock, under the Code Name of “Roma”, was knocked off the air after using words containing the letters “S, P & X.”
According to a Ms Denial, “Dear Anchor” is in seclusion for using “The Dreaded Four Letter Word, SSPX” and is on “Re-Educational Retreat”, somewhere under the Jurisdiction of O. D. Nichols, unbeknownst to Nichols ORDINARY.

Callers to SportsRadio 66(& 101.9 FM), did react “With Much Joy.”

LOL!

M

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A Step Towards Full Communion With Voris?

2 Sep

http://www.churchmilitant.com/news/article/a-step-towards-full-communion

WHAT GAME ON FOX ARE YOU PEOPLE AT CMTV WATCHING?

Which callers to SportsRadio 66(& 101.9 FM) WFAN, are you relying on for “SSPX SCHISM UPDATES”?

Puh-Lease!

M

A-CNN – The Pope is Always Right(Satire Of Voris)

29 Aug

http://www.a-cnn.com/index.php/articles/item/2003-the-pope-is-always-right

Nice Satire! On The Site of “The Remnant Newspaper” is real discussion NOT SUBJECT To The Whims of Gary Michael Voris, Simon “Says” Rafe & MRS NILES(Censor Pro Cardinalum Carolum In Nomini Pax VORIScum).

Kyrie Elaison!

M

“Who Are The Cardinals You Spoke To, MR Voris?”

22 Aug

In the case of Michael Voris, he claimed that he spoke to Cardinals in The Vatican, who told him that the SSPX are in Schism.

Just WHO ARE THOSE CARDINALS, MR VORIS?

Are they as follows:
Ozzie Cardinal Smith, currently in Baseball’s Hall Of Fame;
Louis Cardinal Brock, currently in Baseball’s Hall Of Fame;
Robert Cardinal Gibson, currently in Baseball’s Hall Of Fame;
James Timothy Cardinal Mc Carver, in the Broadcasters’ Wing of Baseball’s Hall Of Fame;

Wait! These are former St. Louis Cardinals.
There is even an Actual Cardinal, a Jovial Cardinal Prince Of The Church, whose 1st Name is Timothy & he grew up in the RC Archdiocese of St. Louis. I know that he & you haven’t been on “Speaking Terms” since March 17th, 2015.

What other sources do you have?

Are they the assorted “Rocket Scientists” who call into SportsRadio 66(& 101.9 FM), WFAN in New York?

Keep this up & you’ll have all the Credibility of Al Sharpton in the Tawana Brawley Caper;

And THAT will be NONE;

For your Penance, may you be seated BETWEEN Joe Buck & Tim Mc Carver on FOX Saturday Baseball & forced to listen in SILENCE.

Kyrie Elaison!

M

“The Silly Summer Of Ordinary Time, Ends”

22 Aug

I have to be at a Barbeque, jointly sponsored by Ancient Order Of Hibernians Queens Division 14 & Morris Park Council Knights of Columbus #566, on The Lawn of Holy Child Jesus Leonard Center in Richmond Hill, Queens, Tomorrow from 1300 Hours EDT(1800 GMT) to 1700 EDT(2200 GMT).
It means that in the Name of Both Orders, I will have to be at the 1200 EDT Mass(1700 GMT).

I wonder just how many “Hymns” I will NOT be singing.

M

Michael Voris Hosting “Sesame Street”

21 Aug

Today’s Show brought to You Without The Letters “S, P & X.”

Mrs Niles couldn’t be reached for comment.

M

“The Visitation” Of “Cheeriosinmypocket”

19 Aug

An Article in The Remnant Newspaper, regarding Mr Gary Michael Voris’ “Clarification” of Statements made by Bishop Athanasius Schneider in regards to the Society Of Saint Pius X , has generated a Proverbial Firestorm of Controversy, whereby 358 Comments were posted regarding Mr. Voris , and his “Clarification” of what was said by Bishop Schneider.

Like, WHERE is The Question asked of Bishop Schneider, Gary, in the email?

Like, WHY do I have the gut feeling that there was no email and no question? What happened is that Bishop Schneider didn’t give Gary Michael Voris what he wanted to hear, so a “Clarification” was invented to soothe The Bruised Ego of Mr Voris.

Oh, Poor Baby!

But, a significant part, of the comments was made by someone calling herself cheeriosinmypocket. She acted as if a shill for the group at “The Warehouse In Detroit“, and kept giving herself away as such, with a tone suspiciously like Mrs Niles.

Numerous people complained that Mrs Niles acts as the “Censor Pro Pax Voriscum.” There is no such thing as Discussion, unless it is of The Variety of Mr Voris’ Methane Emissions smelling like “Sweet, Fragrant Roses.” A few people identified cheeriosinmypocket as Mrs Niles.

Like just how PARANOID are they at the “Warehouse In Detroit” that people are engaged in actual discussion? Are they afraid of being exposed as Cultists?

Doesn’t Mrs Niles have better things to do other than patrol comboxes?

These are “Pretender Traditionalists Who Are Mere Neo Catholics.” Just how many times do these people plan on ripping Cardinal Dolan “A New One”, conveniently covering for his superior who does the same thing?

I guess as long as it sells US$10 Monthly Subscriptions. Save the US$10 Monthly Subscription Fee and put it to truly Traditional Catholic Journalism. What goes on at “The Warehouse In Detroit” is nothing more than a A Primetime TV Show From Secaucus, NJ in the Late 1980s.

Kyrie Elaison

M