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Oh That Gag Article About Peyton Manning Taking NJ Transit To Met Life Stadium?

9 Feb

For 30K Fans it was not a joke. Service on the “1 To 13 Sucktitude Scale” was 14, hence beyond the Scale.
This is 40% of those at Met Life Stadium.
In the Words of Obama:
“If You Want to Use NJ Transit, You can keep your NJ Transit.”

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Obama Blames Chris Christe & FOX Sports For Peyton Manning’s Bad Super Bowl XLVIII

3 Feb

US President Obama blames New Jersey Governor Chris Christe & FOX Sports, for Traumatizing Denver Broncos Quarterback Peyton Manning.
Mr. Obama, on NSA Video Stream, using a Wild FOX Satellite Feed, accused Mr Christe of forcing Mr Manning of having to use New Jersey Transit to travel to Met Life Stadium from Penn Station to Secaucus Junction to change for a Shuttle Train to Met Life Stadium.
Mr Obama complained that FOX Sports Play By Play Man, Joe Buck, distracted Mr Manning by his “Tim Mc Carver Style Hair Colouring Job.”
After the Seattle Seahawks 43 -8  Blowout of the Denver Broncos, Mr Obama addressed Super Bowl XLVIII Spectators and said “If You Want Your Super Bowl, You can keep Your Super Bowl.”

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