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2016 Top 10 Complaints About The K of C Free Throw You Tube Livecast

29 Feb

From The Home Office In Metro Detroit/Windsor, Top 10 Complaints About The Knights Of Columbus International Free Throw Basketball Championship Coverage On You Tube Live, From Elmhurst, Queens, NY. Heeere We Go:
#10: No one in Newfoundland cares;
#9; Canadian Markets watching Provincial Champioships instead of that one from Elmhurst, wherever that is;
#8: Show Host in Metro Detroit/Windsor, warning his viewers that Producer is an SSPX Sympathizer;
#7: “Missionary Preacher” in Windsor, warns viewers that “The Competition Coverage is Worse Than A Black Mass;”
#6; Metro Detroit/Windsor Based Producer, complains that Free Throw Producer conspired with The Moussad, The SSPX, The Remnant Newspaper, Catholic Family News, akaCatholic.com & B’nai Brith, The NYPD & Cardinal Dolan, to keep him away from Cathedral Prep Seminary High School in Elmhurst, Queens;
#5: CBC‘s “Resident Curmudgeon”, Rex Murphy whines that commentary was in English, Not Latin, as mandated by Sacrosanctum Concilium, confirmed by Senior Executive Producer In “The Detroit Warehouse Studio” ;
#4; CBC News The National’s Wendy Mesley compllained that about “The Competition’s In House Comedian was as ‘Painful to watch as Super Dave Osborn’s Leap from the CNE Tower”
#3: Irish Viewers (All Three)set record for sales of Black Tea & Espresso at Starbucks in Dublin, watching this event;
#2: Ladbrokes in The UK & Ireland took wagers as to when this coverage would end;
#1: Mrs Niles(“For Whatever That’s Worth” according to Counsellor Chris Ferrara) commented that “Pope Francis should have the Producer-Director & Commentator Anathematized for conspiring with Cardinal Dolan & the SSPX for denying the Faithful their right to Peaceful Sleep, for Livecasting this event.”

That is the 2016 Knights Of Columbus International Free Throw Basketball Championship Top 10 List.  from East Southeast of Detroit/Windsor in Kew Gardens, NY.

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The Novus Ordo Mass Calendar Is

11 Jan

Reformed Protestant in Style, except for all The Added Saints.

The Presbyterian Style is where the term “Ordinary Time” comes from. From the Sunday after The Transferred Celebration of Epiphany, called “Baptism Of The Lord”, which is the End of The Octave of Epiphany(On The Tridentine Mass Calendar, Epiphany is still January 6th & Baptism Of The Lord is still January 13th), the 1st Sunday After Epiphany used to be Feast Of The Holy Family, and the Last Day of The Christmas Cycle(Tridentine) is Candlemas Day-The Feast Of The Presentation of The Child Jesus In The Temple.
But, in the Interest of The False Ecumenism, there is a Table where the Priest has his back turned away from God, toward the Congregation, and Ordinary Time.

Funny, but The Anglican Communion, The Lutheran Communion & The Methodist Communities all have Advent, Christmastide, Epiphany, Time After Epiphany, & Time After Pentecost, so the Cycles come together, Both Christmas & Easter. Instead the Roman/Latin Rite tries to be something it isn’t & that is all Flavors of Heretical Protestant.
And most Novus Ordo Catholics think Protestant Style. And the Catechisis is AWFUL.

The Next Neo Catholic Polemicist who says that Vatican II has nothing to do with the Novus Ordo Mass, will be relieved of his hairpiece.
Capice?

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A Year End Rant From A Most Dear Friend

2 Jan

US Catholic Bishops getting Money for MUSLIM Refugees(Like WHOSE Side are these Guys On), Music sung at Mass always “We Are, We Want, We, We, We”, the Novus Ordo Mass is like a Sideshow at a Carnival, this Pope looks for
Publicity for himself, he isn’t humble, has an IQ of less than 90.

Can I blame her for being pissed off? No, I can NOT.

And the NEXT Polemecist that says that this Pope’s Latest Materially Heretical Statement was mistranslated by The Gay Lobby, The Zionists, The NYPD which is controlled by the 1st Two Groups & Cardinal Dolan, is going to either have his Pompadour Sheared off or his Rug Ripped off.

That’s 2015 in a Nutshell.

M

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Miller Lite The Official MLB Beer In CANADA?

26 Oct

Canada?
I associate Canada with Molson, with Labatt & Carlings.
Miller LITE?
What, Eh?

M, Eh!

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New Series On Investigation Discovery

18 Oct

“Schism Chasers International”:
A Television Production Company chases their “Holy Grail” to the ends of The Earth, the Sinister “FSSPX”, on tips from a few rich guys who are called “The Flagellents”, a secretive group, headquartered in Midtown Manhattan, whose Superior is a Canadian Priest.

“Schism Chasers International-SCI” premieres 9:00PM Eastern(10:30PM In Newfoundland), on Investigation Discovery.

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Coming To CBS.com In January, 2016(Gary Vee Schism Chaser)

12 Oct

“Gary Vee-Schism Chaser”
An Intrepid News Correspondent & his team of Miss Denial, Paulie, & Pat, backed by. The Mysterious “Prefect For The Sacred Congregation For Doctrine & Finance”, seek and expose Enemies of “The Mysterious Prefect.”
Frodays at 23 Hours GMT, on CBS.com.

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EWTN Acquires ChurchMilitant.com

24 Sep

EWTN has announced the acquisition of ChurchMilitant.com and its’ vast Library of Instructional Programming, with the Exception of “God First” with Fr Paul Nicholson, complaining that “Fr Nicholson is too unusual, even by Canadian Television Practices & Standards, which means that even CBC doesn’t want his programmes.”
“This Is A HUGE Moment for us here at EWTN”, proclaimed Raymond Arroyo, “What with Michael Voris’ Ability to tone down criticism of any Pope, even if that Pope proclaims that the Holy Trinity has 5 Persons.The new nightly Half Hour ‘Vortex’, should prove most interesting. And on EWTN Radio, Mrs Niles will have a two hour phone in show, titled ‘Whatever That’s Worth'(Acknowlegement Christopher Ferrara). These shows will be coming from The Brand New EWTN Ferndale Warehouse Studio” where both On Air & Web Programming will occur.”
The ChurchMilitant.com “Cub Reporters” declined comment, though Ryan Fitzgerald commented “Man, What Sellouts!”

Timothy Michael Cardinal Dolan, Archbishop of New York, breathed a Sigh of Relief, before exclaiming “BRAVO, Mike, We’ll Be Glad To Have Ya.”

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