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“Veritas Voriscum”

20 Jun

I did subscribe, at least for one month to  the Site called ChurchMilitant.com, which originates from the “Warehouse In Detroit”, a Sarcastic way of saying that ChurchMilitant.com, comes from studios in the RC Archdiocese of Detroit from a Homosexually Inclined Suburb called Ferndale, where the Face of The Operation of Church Militant.com, the Mop Haired Mr Voris, rules the roost. It may as well be originating from a Former Warehouse in the Quasi Artistic Williamsburg Section of Brooklyn, NY.

His Report from St. Peter’s Square in Vatican City, was a most worthy ” Suck Up” Job. It was as if, in the Musings of Canada’s Resident Curmudgeon on “CBC News The National”, Robert Rex Raphael Murphy, better known as Rex Murphy, had referred to “Starbucks Coffee” as “Suck Up Coffee”, well Mr Gary Michael Voris(Gary From Westchester, You” re Next on SportsRadio 66 & 101.9 FM, WFAN), sounded like a “Suck Up” on the NY Yankees Television Network, called YES(Yankees Entertainment Sucks), mostly owned by FOX, by the way(Da, Da, Dot, Da, Da, Dahhh).

“Bad Advisors”, O Great Garoo from Croton On Hudson? Do consider the days of the Rule of Buenos Aires, Argentina, when the Seminary was almost Bare and an Order of Traditional Nuns were kicked into the street including a couple of Young Postulants, in regards to “Humbleganda” Cardinal Bergoglio.
His Eminence finding ways of keeping “Summorum Pontificum” out of Buenos Aires, with a Hybrid Tridentine and Novus Ordo Mass, which folded in a few months? Oh, Wait! He never offered the Tridentine Latin Mass, as his 1st Mass was a Novus Ordo Mass.
Then, as Pope, the Ordered By Him utter destruction of the Quasi Traditional Franciscan Friars Of The Immaculate, an order with a Waiting List to join, your UTTER SILENCE amazes me in the SENSE OF JUSTICE.

You, Gary Michael Voris, are a PAPOLATRIST. If The Current Occupant of The Chair of Saint Peter was to OUTLAW the Tridentine Latin Mass, you would blame Fr Thomas Rosica The Canadian(Born in Rochester, NY, USA in 1959) for a BAD TRANSLATION of such Declaration. You would immediately find a way to pin this action on one Timothy Michael Cardinal Dolan, who, no doubt, feels the pain of the previous “New Ones” you have ripped him without Anesthetics.
No doubt, you blame all of this on Michael J. Matt, Christopher A. Ferrara(Who Like You Was born in an Archdiocese Ruled by Francis Joseph Cardinal Spellman, which is the RC Archdiocese of New York, which in your case is Westchester County), John Vennari, The Late Fr. Nicholas Nightingale Gruner, and Louis Verrecchio. They are NOT PAPOLATRISTS like Yourself.

Is Marc and his network of “O. D’s” still making you their “Marionette” when the Message needs to be Webcast to The World? Thursday’s “Dog & Pony” Performance was nauseating to the Umpteenth Degree.It’s like passing wind after someone had consumed the beverage called Cerveza and eaten juevos in more than moderate amounts, while on a packed IND Queens Blvd Subway Train speeding into Manhattan. For those of you who don’t read Spanish, Cerveza is Beer, while Juevos are Eggs.

You once stated that you worked for FOX News. That report of yours was anything but “Fair & Balanced”.

And Papolatry violates The 1st Commandment.

Kyrie Elaison

M

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The NY Yankees, As Of Now, SUCK!

12 Apr

You may have heard that chant of “Yankees Suck” , during their World Series & Playoff Run. Frankly, I think that The Postseason Run is over for a few years(Called Eternity in Yankees Land). It doesn’t really take anything to be a Yankees Fan, except for the Ability as a Braggart, with such Athletic Skills as jumping on a Bandwagon, as well as long memories on every record both real and imagined.
But, now they have lost two series at home. Derek Jeter & Mariano Rivera are retired. Paul O’Neill is In the YES Booth.  Bernie Williams is busy making Fine Latin Music. Jason Giambi retired out of an Indians Uniform. A-Rod is 40 this year. Mark Texiera will not be sending too many “Tex Messages.” Funny but the Red Sox Series is not sold out.
For the NY Yankees failed to make Postseason in 2013 & 2014. Prior to that, there was no appearance in Postseason in 2008, the last season of Yankee Stadium II.
Many People said Joe Torre was a Genius. Actually, he was Nothing without Don Zimmer(Requiscant In Pace). Willie Randolph was Torre’s Bench Coach when the Yankees led 3 Games to None over the Red Sox, as the great Yankees Collapse occurred when Dave Roberts stole 2nd Base & the Yankees Bullpen went to pieces including The Great Mariano Rivera. Willie did go onto be a Fine Manager of The Mets, who used to watch Mets Games from Shea Stadium’s Upper Level when Willie was a child.
Zimmer,,you see, got into a disagreement with George Steinbrenner after the 2003 World Series. I am surprised that George didn’t Replace Zimmer with George Costanza. Torre managed the Yankees until 2007.

The Last Member of the 1996 World Championship Yankees is Joe Girardi, named Manager in 2008. That 1st Season was the Farewell to Yankee Stadium II. After 13 Seasons of making Postseason, there was no Postseason for the NY Yankees. It was a Sign that Postseason would become harder & harder to attain. Torre would attain this goal for 12 Seasons including 6 World Series Appearances, winning 4 & Losing Two. The 2004 ALCS would be an Embarassment of Monumental Proportions because of the Red Sox Comeback from being down 0-3.

2013, 2014 is no Yankees Postseason. It looks to be Ditto for 2015.

To paraphrase John Sterling:
“Yankees Lose! Thahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yankees SUCK!”

M

Michael Voris, Meet Michael Kay-YES!

21 Oct

Let’s Just Say…: http://youtu.be/-nL_sADTFu0

The Final “Roll Call” Of Bald Vinny

25 Sep

The Last Roll Call of Bald Vinny From Brooklyn is tonight at Yankee Stadium III, as this is the Last Time the name of Derek Jeter is called.

Vinny From Dyker Heights, Brooklyn, will lead the Final Charge on behalf of The Yankee Stadium Bleacher Creatures, in The Bronx.

This Night is also quite special, as the Voice of Robert Sheppard will also go dark tonight, after the Last At Bat for Derek Jeter. You see, Robert Sheppard died in 2012, but Derek Jeter has a recording of Sheppard announcing Derek’s Name to the Yankee Stadium Throng.

As for Bald Vinny, he and the Bleacher Creatures will enthrall the crowd one last time, when the Creatures intone “Derek Jeter”, followed by The Customary Wave from Derek Jeter. 

The Ovations for Derek Jeter will be Long and Loud and Deserved.

M

Mets Sweep Yankees At Toilet 3

14 May

Daisuke Matsuzaka worked 3 2/3 Innings and got his 1st Win of the Year, with the New York Mets Trashing the New York Yankees 12-7.
In this Derek Jeter Farewell Tour of Baseball, going back to Last Year, the Yankees have dropped 6 in a row to The Mets. The Chickens are coming Home to Roost in The Bronx.
Mets and Yankees no longer the FOX Teams. Now it is Midweek. No Tim Mc Carver to kick around any more.
Actually, it is a Good Thing because it would be a Friday Night Affair on Local TV, Saturday Afternoon on FOX(Torturous, as Joe Buck, Mr Snarkasm and Tim Mc Carver, also called Captain Obvious, were given to levels of low to high acid indigestion and Nausea, with one such 2002 Telecast from Shea Stadium, June 15th, 2002, on the 25th Anniversary of The 1st Tom Seaver Trade, when Roger “Rocket” Clemens, pitching for the Yankees, and loved as much by Mets and Red Sox Fans, as Hitler is in Forest Hills in Queens{NOT}, was given a brushback pitch, sending the Delirious Mets/Red Sox Fans into Frenzy, as both Teams Fans are an incredible alliance with a Sheer Hatred of The NY Yankees, and especially Roger Clemens, Poster Boy for “Lidocaine & Vitamin B12.” Boston Red Sox and NY Mets War Flags Flew at Full Staff, being waved all over Shea Stadium in the Days before “A-Rod”, said by Tim Mc Carver to be “Responsible for Global Warming.” Roger served up a 2 Run Homer to NY Mets Starting Pitcher Shawn Estes and a Solo Shot to The Catcher he beaned in 2000 @ Yankee Stadium, Mike Piazza, sending Mets/Red Sox Allies into Sheer Delirium, with sarcastic chants of “Roggahhh”, in a game from whence Clemens would end up on the 15 Day DL, a match which would have Mc Carver stating that the feud between Clemens and Piazza was over, only to have Buck calling for Clemens to get hit with a Fastball to his noggin)&Sunday Night on ESPN.

The Action of this Series switches to Citi Field, tonight and tomorrow evening. The Yankees leave town, while the Mets are here for a few more days.
Much of The Yankees Club is old and it is starting to show. Much of the Mets Club is young and inexperienced.

But “Dice K” isn’t a bad pickup at all, especially as Long Relief.

From Red Sox Nation NYC to NY Mets Fans, one big, cheering, rousing Chorus for You and Your Team:
“M-E-T-S, Mets, Mets, Mets!”

I Love It at Fenway Park. I also miss Shea Stadium so very much.

M-Red Sox Nation-NY

A Spitball, The Red Sox, The Yankees and A Suspension

24 Apr

Last week at Toilet III, a way of Boston Red Sox and NY Mets Fans to refer to Yankee Stadium III, Michael Pineda was a Yankees Starter, accused of doctoring baseballs with banned substances. He won that Game at Yankee Stadium III.
Fast forward to last night and Pineda was caught red handed with unlawful substances on him. He got kicked out of the Game in the 2nd Inning at Fenway Park. The Yankees lost to the Red Sox 5-1. He is now suspended for these antics.
Watching “Al Yankeezeera”, a network true to the Traditions of FOX Saturday Baseball, there is constant and annoying chatter employed by Michael Kay and Company. Can’t these guys ever let the Game Breathe a Little Bit without constant chatter? Are YES announcers getting paid by the syllable? Can you say “Buck and Mc Carver?”
To us in Red Sox Nation, New York City Branch, we got stuck with the YES Network Feed. It is a form of Torment. Michael Kay annoys to NO END. The fact that 80% of YES(Yankees Entertainment SUCKS)is owned by 21st Century FOX Inc, located on 6th Avenue in Manhattan, is enough to cause massive lines at the  “Vomitariums”(A Word, Ecclesiastically utilised for Hymns at Ordinary Form Latin(Roman)Rite Masses, by My Most Dear Friend). No one in The New York City Branch of Red Sox Nation, can stand the Ramblings of YES Network Commentators.
With the Red Sox Victory, with John Lackey pitching a Gem for 8 Innings, just listening to YES Network Commentators making excuses at the end was quite satisfying. YES Commentary appeals to the Lowest Common Denominator of Fans, especially Yankees Fans, many of whom became fans in the Last 48 to 72 Hours.
I compare this to the Coverage of Mets Red Sox in 2009, when the NYC Branch of Red Sox Nation were receiving the Mets SNY Coverage. Gary, Keith and Ron were 1st Class all the way. Gary Cohen, Graduate of Dartmouth College and one time Play By Play fior Pawtucket, is originally from Jamaica Estates in Queens. Ron Darling of The 1986 World Series Championship Mets, went to Yale University and grew up in Worcester, MA. Keith Hernandez was the 1st Baseman of the 1986 World Series Championship Mets & grew up on the West Coast. He also appeared Twice on “Seinfeld.”  They kept us entertained and informed. One Red Sox Partisan noticed how well the angles of play were covered. It should be noted that these games were directed by Bill Webb, who is lead director on “MLB On FOX.”
Even when the Mets took 2/3 from the Sox, Gary, Keith and Ron kept us informed and entertained. No complaints here from The Nation in NYC.

“GO SAWX!”

“LETS GO METS!”

“Thahhhhhhhhhhh Yankees SUCK!”

M, Eh!